those stupid sister talks! (page 2)

Sister Talk-giver: "...and so you take the 360 days, and convert them into solar years. Now, 3 and a half of them are equal to 1260, thus 7 of them are 2520. Now, count from 539 BCE, add 2 years, then subtract 70, then add the 2520, don't forget to skip the 0 year! And you end up with what the Bible clearly says - Jesus began to rule invisibly in 1914!"

Sister Housholder: "Oh that's so clear and understandable! Why has my pastor never explained this basic and easy to understand concept to me before? Say, would you happen to have any Bible-study aids, maybe around 192 pages and soft-cover, that you could study with me for an hour each week?"

Sister Talk-giver: "Funny you should ask..."

shamus100

Oh you dirty women... I hope you're posting with your head covering on.

kriptonian7

lol...omg i spit my coffee

angel eyes

lmho, I got a talk in 2weeks :) not based it on the usual talking to a study lol..... im laughing at what you all saying, sure everyone says the same after the meeting.

chickpea

the #3 talks were totally #2

so frikkin lame, trying to make
a fake conversation interesting
and accurate AND ( as pointed out)
emphasize some totally inane"
"counsel point", PAIRED with someone
who shows up 15 minutes late so
you are practicing in the washroom
during the meeting!!!! god! what an joke!!

and yet i jumped thru that hoop
every time they asked me to...
such a dupe!

loosie

I especially love how the congregation frown at you when you end the talk with the householder not accepting your literature

OMG I never did that!!!!!!! Girlie you rebel you lol

cantleave

Now I'm not an Elder I might be assigned a bible reading........................Can't wait for that.

those stupid sister talks!

nelly136

highdose