I've got two weeks worth of clothes

by John Doe 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    "Just turn them inside-out and you're good for another two weeks."
    Ew, you know that just puts the stink on the outside. Guess you don't plan on getting close to anyone with your clothes on for the next two weeks, eh?

    No stink, just manly fragrance.

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    hire a personal coach, you have no choice!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Febreeze=clean in a can.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Of course, two shirts and a pair of pants won't take that long to wash.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Donate your Stinky Clothes to the USA Military..

    They`ll drop them on the Taliban..

    The ones that don`t Die,will Give Up..

    And..

    The War will be Over!..

    ..................... ...OUTLAW

  • yknot
    yknot

    Ewwww

    (Guess that is why my hubby started his tradition of owning two months worth of clothing when he was a bachelor)

    If you go with Billy Boys..... use fabric refresher to ward of the flies .......and plan on buy a third weeks of clothes so you don't have this problem again later on next month!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Next shower, put a shirt or pants in the shower. Put a bit of laundry soap on. Then, shower as usual. The walking around on them cleans em pretty good. Just wring and hang to dry over night. If you do one item for each shower, soon, you can go into business, along w your shirt making business.

    S

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Ohhhh I love the laundry service!! We used to do that quite a bit when we lived in the city. They come back all neatly folded and wrapped in paper.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    get a big garbage bag - put soiled clothes inside.

    option one - go to a laundry/dry cleaning establishment and ask when you can pick them up folded and sorted..

    option two - take the bag to your local coin op laundry facility and wash them yourself. Take something to read or your ipod and keep a sharp eye out for a 'joan doe'. Perfect conversation starter, "excuse me, I'm single and have never done laundry before. Can I wash my T- shirts with my red socks? and what temp should I use for my jockey shorts so I don't shrink the extra large crotch pocket I have developed?

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