by behemot 12 Replies latest jw friends
Reverend Lovejoy: "....Homer, don't you see that God was working through your friends, whether they are Christian (shows Ned), Jewis (Krusty) or Mis-cell-a-ne-ous (Apu)."
Apu: "Hindu! There ARE eight hundred million of us u know!"
Reverend Lovejoy: "Awwww.....that's swell!"
Wow, this is a great thread!!! Teel - great spoof!! Right in the "Simpsons" style!!!
As anyone watched Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass?
"Ned uses his camera to make a movie about Cain (Rod) and Abel (Todd). Everyone loves the film, except Marge, who finds it bloody. Lisa on the other hand says he's just being true to the bible which is pretty graphic. Mr. Burns decides to finance Ned's next film, "Tales of the Old Testament" (which has a running time of 800 minutes making it the third longest movie in the world). The bloodiness of the film angers Marge and she decides to protest Burns. Burns retorts, asking (in what is meant to be a rhetorical fashion) what they would use instead of his nuclear power. When everyone else mentions alternate forms of power they can use, Burns admits defeat and says the film will never be seen again. "
