since the GB "govern" every little thing, I wouldn't be surprised!!!
Questions From Readers - April 15, 2015 Watchtower
by sd-7 23 Replies latest jw friends
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
That's funny Thanks for sharing!
When I was pioneering, it was a question of whether the food was "prayer-worthy", and what kind of prayer. If carrot or celery sticks, prayer is futile, thinking God would be satirical and insulting. If opening a large bag of chips or cookies, pray for self-control.
Another gauge was the price. If worth less than $2, no need to pray. And if purchasing bottled water, that could be deducted as not prayer-worthy.
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sd-7
Back to the top--one of my earliest attempts at WT parodies, back before we started The Breast-Tower--Helping Adults With Sexual Concerns, which later became The Beast-Tower. Still surprisingly funny, back when I was trying harder for the humorous side rather than the sadistic elder side, which is where I usually go with it now.
Very funny but totally useless... you forgot the world ends in Dec 2012!
Well, looks you were wrong, pal! Funny to see that comment now! Ha ha!
--sd-7
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Fed-up
dude... that was awesome. The style is spot on! your use of "brazen" was a bit prophetic, I'd say.
brilliant!