BTW, while properly funny, this of course does not measure up to the ultimate statesman put-down artist - Winston Churchill.
He walks into the mens room and finds one of his liberal Labor party opponents standing at a urinal. Winston deliberately walks down the line of urinals to the far end of the room.
The Labor gentlemen asks - "what's the matter, Winston, afraid of being seen?"
Winston replies (as only he can) - "No, George. Afraid of being nationalized. Whenever you Labor boys see anything big and independent, you tend to want the government to take it over."