How I learned to mind my own business

RR

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were outside shouting, '13....13.....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

Satanus

Hahaha. Truly crazy people think everybody else is crazy.

S

Robdar

LOL

Good one!

nelly136

snowbird

OUTLAW

....................... ...OUTLAW

straightshooter

You sure gave us something to think about before prying into others business.

Leprechaun

I was in a Bar the other day with my friend, I had a few beers watching the couples dance, my friend said why don't you go ask one of those women to dance, I told him yeah" sure like they will dance with a guy with a fake wooden eye. He said drink one more beer and ask that fat gal over there, she will dance with you. So I chugged down the beer, and marched over to her and put out my hand and asked her if she Would like a dance, she looked up at me, and said Wood Eye! Wood Eye! I yelled back at her! Fat So, Fat So. She did not want to dance with me after that.

mouthy

I liked this one

A bunch of young girls put Viagra in an old mans tea
Later he went to the toilet...He came out with the front of his pants wet

"What happened" they asked
His reply> " Well I went to pee & when i took it out it wasnt mine so I put it back"

O.K. I am going to my room!!!!!

Casper

LOL... these are funny !!

Good One Mouthy... gotta show that one to Hubby

Cas

How I learned to mind my own business

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