Brilliant Talk Yesterday (page 2)

insearchoftruth

So where in those two laws is die because you can not take a blood transfusion......flip flops on organ transplants.............etc

TheOldHippie

Oh, come on, don't be so wicked, you guys! You don't really mean all your tough words, do you?

MissingLink

You said his name was "JeHIVah". Is that because his CV also includes the fact that he created all illnesses including AIDS?

Georgiegirl

Mongolia: Touching your girlfriend's tatas for longer than an "acceptable" period of time?

DANG IT? There's an acceptable period of time? Wish I'd known about THAT loophole! I would have bought an eggtimer!!! ;)

AllTimeJeff

I have to disagree with Violet, who can't even take pains to spell Jehovah correctly (although you did on your other duplicate post... weird. Its J E H O V A H)

A former mercenary who becomes a JW as I have learned, is hardly qualified to teach the bible simply because they become converts to JW's. Also, JW's have more then 2 laws, so he is mistaken, and likely got the outline wrong.

Have a nice day!

sir82

DANG IT? There's an acceptable period of time?

Per the elder's manual: A "momentary" touch is mere "uncleanness", and isn't even judicial - it can be handled by a talk with 2 elders.

However, something longer than "momentary" branches over into loose conduct, and is grounds for disfellowshipping if the participants are unable to convince 3 window-washers that they really didn't enjoy it and won't ever do it again.

WTWizard

What if it were reduced to one law: No one shall initiate the use of force, threats of force, or fraud against another person or their property. Suppose this law was strictly enforced, and no other laws ever got passed or enforced.

Under this, how many wars would we have? If no one ever initiates force, there would never be a war. How much food shortages would we have? If one develops, someone is going to find a way to solve it (and someone else will find a way to use our garbage as a raw material). Would there be crime? If no one ever initiated force, threats of force, or fraud, there would be no crime (and no stagnation for people to do things for kicks). And, without the FDA, we could have scientists perfect the use of medication and even resurrect people in perfect health.

Now, how has God fared next to this?

Atomahawk

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Sorry about the hijack, but Georgiagirl started it :)

minimus

There's a poster here: Just2Laws.

Georgiegirl

ROFLMAO @atomahawk!

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