Name Some Stupid Watchtower Rules or Ideas (page 4)

Don't contribute to the Tsunami relif effort - give to the worldwide work instead

Don't eat that birthday cake during the office party...

but it's okay once the party is over and the demons have left the building...

If you are an attendant at the hall, speak kindly to parents whose children are being "disruptive"

If you are a parent with disrutive children don't tell the 13 year old attendant to go F***k himself

Thong underwear, eh, just don't wear any. Who can tell what kind of underwear you have on?

Who can tell what kind of underwear you have on?

Trust me with the sunlight at the right angle and a skirt made the right material - easy

No slip, eh?

Who can tell what kind of underwear you have on?

Trust me with the sunlight at the right angle and a skirt made the right material - easy

That works for most of us voyeurs...

But elders will come right and ask in a Judicial Committee meeting. I've seen em do it.

Dating couples cannot sit together or hold hands at the meeting because they might jump each other right then and there.

Don't do any independant research.

All you need to know is printed in the pages of the "Mein Kampf" Tower.

hey brothers, when a sister bends over and shows some clevage or such, what did you do? be a good dubby and look away? ... i often wondered...

Name Some Stupid Watchtower Rules or Ideas