I wonder why schizophrenic atheists never hear any messages from God.
I also wonder why those who have "near death" experiences and see "Jesus" are always Christians, while those who are Muslims always see "Allah" and atheists never see either, although they sometimes do see a white light.
Then again, I wonder too why most of the alien abductees who had "sexual experiments" performed on them, had green, rotten teeth and were from Kentucky.
Farkel