Rush on over to JWR and order your " Biblical Archaeology Kit for JWs", while supplies last .
http://www.jehovahswitnessrecovery.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=5249#p69216
Biblical Archaeology Kit for JWs
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Also included:
1. Pair of Scissors
1. Jar of Paste
Did you find something that doesn't match whats in the book? Just change the book so it looks like it predicted what you found and call it a Prophecy!
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leavingwt
Did you find something that doesn't match whats in the book? Just change the book so it looks like it predicted what you found and call it a Prophecy!
Good one!
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bohm
...and a birthday cake, to celebrate the celebrated WT scholars!
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DrJohnStMark
For serious study a highliter pen and pen lighter combo.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Well, I wouldn't get one unless there was a 'pyramid inch tape measure' included. You can't use just any tape measure from Home Depot when you're examining Jehovah's Great Stone Witness in Egypt. The pyramid inch equals 1.00106 imperial inches. That difference can add up to substantial errors when trying to calculate Bible prophecy.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?
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Mary
If they throw in a whip and some Miracle Wheat, I'm in. But shouldn't the 'donation' be $144,000?
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leavingwt
How about some special glasses/goggles that would automatically overlay those necessary ellipses (. . .) so that when reading non-WT books, you're sure to pick up on the "real" meaning.
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leavingwt
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undercover
Maybe old Charley could star in a movie with these guys:
