Dear God...

by FormerMormon 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • FormerMormon
    FormerMormon

    Dear God,

    I don't know if you are watching or not. But a lot has happened down here since you let your son be tortured to death.
    We can print new hearts and grow new organs.
    We can clone ourselves.
    We can make 3 parent babies.
    We are successfully integrating computers with our nervous system right now.
    Is it OK if we merge with computers? Will logic subroutines that prevent mental irrational houses of cards frustrate your plan?
    We can synthesize genes from scratch
    We can mix and match organic genes with synthetic and even across species.
    We have replicated genes from extinct animals like Tasmanian Tigers, Wooly Mammoths, saber toothed tigers, and old dead pharoahs.
    We may resurrect them. You OK with that?
    We will fix things so we don't die for hundreds of years.
    We may fix things so we have indefinitely long lifetimes.
    Will this fit into your plan, or did you want any input on this? Don't say we didn't invite you to the meeting where we discussed all this.

    We found the genetic instructions for our vestigial tail, among things. Funny you left that in our design. Are you carrying the vestigial genetic instructions for a tail too? Why?
    We are piecing together genes from different sources to give us medicines.
    We are assembling microbes from scratch to digest our garbage and produce fuel for our cars.
    We are identifying all kinds of genetic mistakes and diseases you made in our design. Is it OK to fix them? Are we still human if we do? Is it OK if we use animal genes to fix your mistakes? How many animal genes can we fuse with and still be your kids?

    We can make sperm and eggs from skin cells. Is it OK if lesbians make a daughter together? Will this daughter have a soul?
    Genetic single parenting is now possible. We can genetically mate with ourselves.
    I know you spent a few days creating all the plants and animals. Is it OK if we knock down all your Lego's and build better, sturdier and cooler looking plants and animals? We'd like to rebuild dinosaurs if you don't mind. Do you? I'd like to gentically program a giant floating hydrogen filled plant or animal. Maybe both.
    Maybe it will be both plant and animal... a planimal?

    Is it OK if we genetically reengineer everything on the planet, including ourselves? Is it OK if our creations displace the ones you made?
    I hope you don't mind some constructive criticism, but you left some sloppy genetic code down here.
    Did you have a party weekend before you wrote the code? Are we a "Monday car"? Or maybe you learned programming at Brigham Young University?

    "As Man now programs, God once did. What God once programmed, Man will recode". Or is that more of a couplet? (For you JW's there is a Mormon teaching: "As Man is, God once was, as God is, Man may become"

    We are finding all kinds of extinct plants and animals. Is there something special about the current set of plant and animal genomes, or can these be modified out of existence like previous ones?

    Is it OK if we separate the anus from the fun stuff?
    Is it OK if gene sequencers can be bought on EBAY for less than $10,000?
    We could solve the energy crisis or kill the world with a gene sequencer.
    Is it OK if your fanatical ISLAMIC followers get ahold of one?
    How do we contain this?
    Should we contain this?
    If we do contain this, will only the bad guys and drug kings have illegal gene sequencers?
    Will only the rich have access to genetic and technological upgrades?
    Will genoism be the new racism?
    How does a mere human compete with a dna and computer enhanced person?
    There is SO much potential for good and bad here.
    Should everyone have the right to genetic or technological upgrades?
    How would we pay for it?
    Should our genetic creations be able to reproduce?
    Should we have uniform standards that EVERYONE'S DNA is moving to or will that make us vulnerable to a uniform attack?
    Should there be different genetic versions of sensient "humans", like we have different operating systems? That way when a virus takes out all the PC's, the MACS can fix them?
    We are playing god down here like never before.
    No prophet has given any direction on this.

    If ever there was a time when we needed to hear from you...

    We asked Tommy Monson (the current Mormon "Prophet" and all he said was pay, pray and obey and all these questions will be resolved in the next life.
    But my next door neighbor is using open source technology to mix genes in his garage right NOW. Is this dangerous? Should I move? Would it help?
    My wife is sick. I need to know if I should have her genes sequenced and fixed, or if your son's imminent return will forgo the need.

    We are so glad you made the LSD church so big and powerful and respected, that WHEN your prophet finally bothers to speak on the matter, the world will obey on his beck and call. Or will Tommy give us a dazzling magic show to convince the world if/when you finally decide to say something about this through him?

    We stand at the greatest crossroads man has ever seen, facing questions that were inconceivable just a few years ago. Is this what prophets are for?

    One way or another, we are about to RADICALLY change things down here. We don't forget technology. We are messing in YOUR sandbox playing with YOUR toys. We are going to make a heaven or a hell down here.

    We are going to continue discussing this in our meetings with other mortals. We know you are hiding under the table or something. If you decide to say something, feel free to speak up. We won't bite.

    N' K?

    It's now or never, God.

    Love,

    Your Kids

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    I think you need a new hobby.

    ~grin~

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Former Mormon,

    It is good to hear from you again. Haven't seen one of your posts in awhile. All of these things would be bad from a JW standpoint. How about in the LDS church?

    By the way, a new "meeting house" was built close to my house. Haven't seen anyone there yet for meetings. They did have an open house, and I was invited to attend by two fresh scrubbed young men.I thought about it but didn't go.

    Why is it called a meeting house and not a church?

  • zagor
    zagor

    Dear God indeed, like the poster above said, man you need to find something else to occpy your mind with. Have a beer and turn this up full blast for starters

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eABVwEgzIss

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    No, it is all Abomination! As is flying in airplanes and celebrating anniversaries! -God

  • FormerMormon
    FormerMormon

    Chapel, meetinghouse, church. They are all used interchangeably. If you get a chance to visit before a temple dedication or rededication, make sure you ask why the layout is so much different from Solomon's Temple. If you want to get escorted out, keep your four fingers together, thumb extended, then draw the thumb (knife) from the left ear lobe to right earlobe across the throat. It's one of the cultic signs and sybols they taught me when I first went to the Oakland temple in 1985. (Oops, now you know one of the super secret tokens needed to get into Mormon heaven) They removed the gory stuff like this in the 1990 version of the temple ceremony.

    I like to pop in here every now and then and see what my cult recovery cousins are up to, and see what mischief SusanHere is spreading. You used to have a friendlier search feature I could sort by date to see the latest.

    Just remember, MY GOD had/has better sex than your god. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I always envied your colorful pictures of Paradise, but I quickly forgot that when I imagined all the SEX I was going to have with all my many wives. Honestly, which paints a better picture? Which sells better?

  • Robdar
    Robdar
    Just remember, MY GOD had/has better sex than your god. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I always envied your colorful pictures of Paradise, but I quickly forgot that when I imagined all the SEX I was going to have with all my many wives. Honestly, which paints a better picture? Which sells better?

    LMAO

    You tickle me!

  • moshe
    moshe

    It's a religious club and an expensive one to belong to- those tithes all add up. At least JW's sometimes try to defend their message. Mormon missionaries don't do that- well at least the ones I have talked to seemed real dumb about their faith.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Hello FormerMormon.

    We haven't heard from you in awhile. I see you have been thinking some very deep thoughts. You have put a lot of the puzzle pieces together.

    It's not a pretty picture. But it does seem to be "the big picture".

    Seems I heard that the Mormons teach that (eventually) man will become gods. Looks like man is pushing the envelope now. And I believe they are under the direction of a very evil force.

    Hang in there, young Luke.

  • darkl1ght3r
    darkl1ght3r

    Awesome. I love it. Cool letter.

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