Penguins and Polar Bears.

Satanus

'why dont polar bears eat penguins?'
Cuzz they're hard to cook on the ice.
S
HintOfLime

why dont polar bears eat penguins?
Because they live on opposite ends of the earth? :P
My question is.. why did god bother with that whole flood thing? You'd think just giving a few humans a deadly killer virus that spreads quickly and kills slowly would do the trick.
Oh, I forgot. He's the God of death and drama, not intelligence or efficiency.
- Lime
Gerard

'why dont polar bears eat penguins?'
Because both species live in the oposite poles of the Earth. Polar bears have never met penguins.
watson

Great question. Very creative of you honey.
DrJohnStMark

An anaconda will in the paradise be hugging the cabbages before swallowing them.
ninja

why dont polar bears eat penguins?
because they can't get the wrappers off
creativhoney

Thank you Watson. These are the things I ponder late at night ...
and if he created penguins for the snow, why not give the same feet valves to the eskimos?
:D