How To Gross Out Your Relatives

OUTLAW

Yesterday two relatives came to visit me.As usual they go into the fridge to see whats to eat(left overs,I cook alot).I only had a turkey neck left over from X-mas,so they put it in the micro-wave to heat it up.As I watched them eating the meat off the neck I said,what are you doing.They say they are eating the meat off of the turkey neck.I said no,thats not a turkey neck,we had the dog fixed.They couldn`t spit the turkey meat out fast enough..(LOL)...OUTLAW

Simon

Uuuuuuuuurghhhh !!! LOL

LoneWolf

ROTFLOL!!! Good one!

LoneWolf

zerubberballs

Hey OUTLAW,

thanks for grossing me out first day of 2002 .. they say today defines your year ahead .. ooo get me outta here .. lol you've got an infectious laugh ya cheeky basta.. of turkey butt

unclebruce

OUTLAW

Hey Simon,Lone Wolf and Uncle Bruce,you would have gotten a gut ache from laughing at the look on their faces.I haven`t seen such a disturbed look of surprise in a long time.I laugh every time I think about it..LOL..HAPPY NEW YEAR...OUTLAW

Mindchild

Outlaw...My man...you certainly have lived up to your nickname! I'm honored to know you, and I will never ever eat a thing at your house.

Skipper

GoldDustWoman

THAT must be one BIG dog you have, OUTLAW!

GDW

teejay

Funny one, OL. My first good laff of '02.

I wonder if they learned their lesson or if they'll ask first next time.

OUTLAW

Hey Skipper,when you come over I will fix you something special.Here kitty,kitty,kitty..LOL>>>Hey Golddust Woman,he is a big dog,I think thats what scared them!>>>Hey Tee Jay,Its unlikely,they love my cooking..HAPPY NEW YEAR...OUTLAW

LaDonnaAna

OUTLAW,

ROTFL!!!

Is this a true story????

BTW...don't say "Here Kitty, Kitty" around near Fred.

Ana

How To Gross Out Your Relatives

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