Deuteronomy 23:1
[ a ]“If a man’s testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the L ord .
Does this mean that he can get ½ way into the assembly of the Lord, since only ½ was cut off?
elder-schmelder
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Deuteronomy 23:1
[ a ]“If a man’s testicles are crushed or his penis is cut off, he may not be admitted to the assembly of the L ord .
Does this mean that he can get ½ way into the assembly of the Lord, since only ½ was cut off?
elder-schmelder
LOL!!!! Is that John and Lorena Bobbit?
You mean to tell me that all this time all I had to do was take a hammer to the elders nads?
I should have read the the bible more closely.
*spewing*
Yes, you are correct. Will John Bobbit have a change to get in the new system?
elder-schmelder
imagine the israelite who caught his balls and penis in a millstone whilst providing for the rest of the 'lites ...........he looks down and sees his manhood turned into a pancake......then it sinks in..........he is now having to visit the temple via a telescope....which is yet to be invented.......meet the loneliest guy in the world....and his newly formed mangina
In this the Watchtower tells the truth: He is "cut off from life".
Why do boys wear clothes?
i wonder why it was so importen to have a heathy manhood, back then.
have some thing been lost to us since then, abaut being a jew, and why it was so pupolar?
so all want to be it.
Is there still a checkup when a man claims to be anointed?