actually I'm hiding out. Here's what happened 30 mins ago....
... been busy all morning preparing to go to our son's house next door. My wife has already baked pies and yams. So now she is in the kitchen making all kinds of racket looking through cupboards. I ask her what is going on. She says she is looking for the big Tupperware salad bowl and is going through the same cupboards for the second time and getting frustrated. At this point I broke my cardinal rule and spoke before thinking..."How can you misplace a huge salad bowl as big as your ass?"....
...uh oh, I hear someone coming...