by dudeson 14 Replies latest jw friends
When Noah was gathering animals for the Ark for the soon to be flood, he tried to capture a T Rex and some
of the other rather large dinosaurs.
He asked god if he could omit a few animals that posed a problem and god said oh alright just do your best.
Target practice...those dang apostate dinos.
Actually, soil tests have shown that nuclear explosion has occurred on earth many civilizations ago. Perhaps the lizards became exposed to the radiation and "Honey, I blew up the Geckos!" happened. It caused the small creatures to become enlarged and malformed.
Eventually they were eaten by the giants that were in the earth "in those days." The flood really didn't happen. Noah did build a boat, but he sailed away to get away from the giants.
Scientists today have proven that feathers evolved from the scales of these prehistoric reptiles. So go figure.
This god just keeps playing games with genetics and destruction.
Oh and by the way, the giants are returning, They have been living underground all this time. The blood banks keep them feed and every now and then they grab a lost pet.
He made the dino's so their poop would manure the ground to feed the plants the dino's were eating.............................simples
Ed
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