Householder: So do you teach that only faithful JWs will survive Armageddon?
JW: Well, (shuffle, shuffle,) I can't really say since God does the judging.
Householder: Hold on. Don't you teach that your preaching work is a "life-saving" work?
JW: Uh, yeah.
Householder: How can it be life-saving if those who don't listen don't die?
JW: I've got a REALLY interesting article in the Awake! on Pizza. Would you like to read it?