just lie back and think of paradise earth**
(cos believe me, you ARE getting screwed)
**paraphrase of: 1912 Lady Allice Hiddington (1857 - 1940) Journal "I am happy now that Charles calls on my bed chamber less frequently than of old. As it is I now endure but two calls a week and when I hear his steps outside my door, I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England." http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/think_of_England