God, Im in the opposite situation.
I havent gone out in service for 3 months, I havent been to a Thursday night in months, and yet when I show up the occasional Sunday, they STILL ask me to do something. LOL!!
I posted a while ago that it reminds me of a Seinfeld episode - the one where George does everything humanly possible to get fired from the NY Yankees, and manages to keep his job!
The funny thing is, there are two guys there who are really good men, but they get like 6 hours of service a month and a couple of their teenage kids arent baptised, and they will not use them for anything. They have had sisters do the magazine desk, and still will not use these "good" brothers.
That is HILLARIOUS about the lawn - when i was growning up, we had the occasional non-witness spouse come and help with the lawn. What would they do, tell him to get lost? hahahah
Also, that is great about the Bethel Applications ATJ - its funny they print up millions of memorial invites and district convention invites that no one responds to, and yet they are worried about wasting Bethel applications.......only the WTBS.....