My poor post man (page 3)

slimboyfat

Postcard on its way to you in the morning Grace.

mouthy

HA! HA I hope he dont have a heart attack thinking the Devil sent it Thanks Pal!!!!

RR

Mouthy postmen always read postcards! Get someone to send you a postcard with some brief JW-related information. I bet he can't stop himself from reading it.

Hey, I resemble that comment. And I never have to buy magazines!

You knjow, come to think of it, I do remember the elders discouraging me from taking the job at the Post Office because I may have to deliver to inappropiate places, such as churches, porn shops, etc.

RR

mouthy

Thank God you didnt obey RR

AwSnap

That would be funny if he started posting on here one day...."hi. I'd like to introduce myself. I was a postman who delivered gazillions of apostate mail to this one lady...she really got me thinking with all those postcards sent to her & now I'm out of the cult!" Its nice to dream, isn't it?

mouthy

!" Its nice to dream, isn't it? Yes wouldnt that be a miracle

Mary

Ha ha.......Hey Grace, look at it this way: Maybe he can count it as time on his Field Serve-Us Report.

Did you get my Christmas card yet???

OnTheWayOut

When I saw the thread title yesterday, I skipped this thread. I figured it was about all the catalogs he has to carry this time of year and all the packages he had to start delivering after the catalogs died down and maybe all the snow or dogs to deal with.

Anyway, I mention all that because that's what he should focus on- not the content of your mail or the address it comes from.

JW's have that Satan-paranoia feeling enforced on their minds. It's ridiculous. My step-grandmother sent the wife and I a card that arrived last week. My wife sees the yellow Hallmark-type envelope sitting there and she looks at it like it's ready to start on fire. She wouldn't touch it. She finally says "What does [Step-Grandma] have to say?" I tell her it's a late anniversary card. "OH." She opens it and reads it. She was so sure it was a Christmas card and would burn her fingers and eyes or something if she even thought of reading it.

WTWizard

I remember having a UPS driver that was a witless. Fortunately, he is not currently on my route--I don't know what he would do if he had to deliver a package from Bronners or Christmas Mouse to my address.

My poor post man

Share this