I met a JW who said he hated driving to the KH because Satan always changed the traffic lights to red so that he'd be late. This is so absurd, showing how paranoid some of them are. What similar, equally retarded, reasoning have you come across?
JWs thinking 'Satan is out to get me!'
by KingAgag 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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SirNose586
Sicknesses which took the attendance noticeably lower being blamed on "Satan trying to persecute us," when really the answer was all the sick people who were guilted into coming to the meetings where they spread their germs!
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Aussie Oz
When i was a M/S i took a brother to task for that very thought!
He was convinced that Jehovah gave green lights and Satan turned them red! AND that flat tyres were from satan! AND AND that he could walk thru violent neighborhoods because Jehovah had him in a protective bubble! No shit!
I nicely shot them down then he walked home in the dark... next day he said he had never felt so scared now that the bubble was gone...
never could stand unfounded witness speak even then
Oz
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FreeAtLast1914
The last time I heard Satan blamed for this much garbage was when I watched "The Waterboy." I remember growing up, with my dad everything was "from the Devil"; school, science, history, entertainment, politics. You name it, if it didn't agree with the WT (which is pretty well everything) it was blamed on the "Wicked One."
Glad to be free of that fictional mindset, where everything bad is the Devil and everything good is God.
Can't it just be life, or is that too simple?
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KingAgag
Being a born-in, I heard mostly JW examples. I know it isn't unique so let me open my question to all religion. I know the obvious ones like a hurricane, but my point was that I have noticed they blame Satan for even tiny ridiculous things and these examples are what I would like to hear. Are there any JW-only examples?
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keyser soze
I remember a brother blaming Satan for the death of another brother who was well-liked by everyone(myself included). Actually, it was a brain tumor that killed him, but this guy was more determined then ever to not let Satan win.