Ok, who am I?
"The pyramid of Giza's dimensions tells us that Armaggeddon will happen in 1914!! Preach this message from God and rejoice!!" (remark from the first president ofJehovah's Chosen Organization)
"Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will come back to life in 1925 to live in this San Diego mansion I had built for myself... I mean built for them. Later...... Oh crap I was wrong but how dare you call me a false prophet!!!! Later.... You members will start calling yourselves Jehovah's Witness!! (remarks from the second president ofJehovah's Chosen Organization)
"Organ transplants are a great marvel of science....Later.....Organ transplantation is an act of canibalism and canibals will be disfellowshipped from the God's Christian Congregation!! Later..... Uhhh some may have thought organ transplants were a sin but the Bible clearly doesn't show that this would be bad. Uhh one can't be disfellowshipped for this procedure its ok.. IF YOU REALIZE WE KILLED INNOCENT FOLLOWERS OF JEHOVAH, YOU ARE AN EVIL APOSTATE!!! It was just new light new light!! Later... The United Nations is the foretold Beast in Revelatons that will be destroyed by Jehovah!!! Do not be apart of Satan's United Nations, if you are, you are to be disfellowshipped...Later....We clearly didn't realize we were a part of the United Nations (Beast and Satan's Organization) when we signed up as their NGO. ANYONE WHO TELLS OTHERS WE WERE PART OF THE UNITED NATIONS FOR OVER 10YRS AND RESIGNED WHEN A BRITISH NEWSPAPER BUSTED US OUT ARE EVIL APOSTATES!!! Later....Its clearly highly unwise to go to college in these last days (1970s) Later... Its clearly highly unwise to go to college in these last days (2009). By the way keep donating (paying) for our free room and board so we can continue not to work and provide for ourselves, kindof like those evil baptist preachers do to their followers!! We gotta get a black guy in here so it wont be soo obvious. Jesus was middle eastern but we will continue to draw him as a white man because color doesn't matter. NOWDAYS...ANYONE WHO DOESNT THINK THIS IS GODS VISIBLE ORGANIZATION ARE EVIL APOSTATES FROM SATAN!!!!!" (remarks fromGOD'S CHOSEN ORGANIZATION THAT WAS CHOSEN BY JESUS BACK IN 1914) Great choice Jesus!!!
Do you still think the truth is the truth, God's annointed ones accidently kill his followers; new light explains all these lies I mean mistakes OR Do you realize how deadly it can be to rely on men who claim they are appointed from God to give you proper (improper) food and the right (wrong time)? If you agree with the later...YOU ARE AN EVIL APOSTATE!!!