Share Your Favorite Aphorisms

by Farkel 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    A dirty book seldom needs dusting.

  • Casper
    Casper

    Death with dignity is better than life with humiliation.

    Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

    Cas

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    "Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." -- Eeyore

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Life's a bitch and then you die!

    (Not really an aphorism - but still!)

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Too bad common sense isn't.

  • zagor
    zagor

    Some of mine favorites ever come from The Art of War by Sun Tsu. Though written for warfare no wonder it us used today by top executives, high ranking officers and and of course practitioners or Ninpo :)

    Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
    All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

    Pretend to be weak/confused in order to make the enemy arrogant or haughty.

    (actually these last two are unbelievably powerful, particularly when dealing with westerners, they basically tell you exactly what hidden thoughts of their minds really are about you. Or if in any kind of business "warfare" your oppenents quickly show their real face. Its almost like 1+1=2)

    Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

    Suzanne Necker

  • flipper
    flipper

    " Sitting is important in standing out. Outstanding sitting will set you in good standing. " Quote from the book " Son of Mad " by our own beloved Farkel, er William Gaines.

  • StoneWall
    StoneWall

    When all is said and done,

    more will be said than done.

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Here is a classic:

    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
    Robert Frost

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