The local KH gave me free chairs!

by moshe 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • moshe
    moshe

    ha! Maybe one of these chairs belonged to the KH's PO? He was the chair-man of the bored!

  • judge rutherFRAUD
    judge rutherFRAUD

    Moshe: now you can have a book study in your garage. did you look into the wts orange farm in FT. MYERS talking to your new jw friends about that is a killer. maybe Nathan Natas will come on and give you a few links about how the wts. used slave labor at that farm ,bought it for next to nothing, and sold it for MILLIONS to I think some jw developer. Happy new year. john

  • moshe
    moshe

    Thanks Judge (johnny)- it seems that most of the outside links to that story are now broken. 10 years from now the JW's will deny using nearly free JW labor on that ranch. But you know, i think the Mormons do the same thing, well not really. they have farms and grow and can food for their indigent members- so they don't have to go on welfare- that is called charity.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    I'd check 'em out for demons before you do anything else.

    Farkel

  • watson
    watson

    If they're cloth covered, get out yer Fabreeze!

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Casually mention that you sold those chairs for some nice cash on Craigslist. It'll drive them nuts.

    Ask if they have any other furniture or appliances they're giving away. Tell them you heard they make their own sausage, then explain that maybe "baloney" was meant figuratively.

  • AdaMakawee
    AdaMakawee

    Moshe you rock!

  • hubert
    hubert

    Go back and tell them you sold them to a Catholic church, and you need some more.

    Hubert

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    The "free" sign may have been in proximity of the chairs...but it did not mean the chairs were free for the taking.

    The elders thought you took the chairs for minor repair and re-uphostering. They are waiting for the return of their seats.

    oh...by the way...the free sign was originally braced on the literature table. One of the workers moved it.

  • moshe
    moshe

    -

    -oh...by the way...the free sign was originally braced on the literature table. One of the workers moved it.

    yeah, one thing I had burned into my brain was "free" in the JW vernacular means a lifetime of payments to the WT Org.

    A free home bible study is anything but free. Also, free admission to the Assembly keynote address, like - " live forever and be happy without toilet paper" (Use up old books, newspapers and magazines), will cost you big time.

    This girl is having a great time over here- it's hard to be a JW child.

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