If you ever did anything wrong? What about "sins" committed before you even became witlesses--and that were so long ago that you don't accurately remember? I suppose this means a "sin" committed when you are only a day or two old cannot be forgiven unless you remember it accurately (do you remember every little thing you did when you were a day or two old?), confess it to the hounders, and have their blessings. And this includes "sins" committed in your dreams which many people can't even remember accurately!
I would like to start with this hounder-hounder. If he doesn't confess EVERY LITTLE SIN HE EVER COMMITTED to the hounder-hounder-hounder, he should be removed and condemned to die. These sins include bad thoughts right from the moment of birth on. They also include hounding the hounders to turn in fake field circus times on behalf of people that didn't turn in a slip. This includes any actions whatsoever to protect any pedophiles in his congregation. This includes every little mistake he ever made as a hounder. This includes every yoctosecond he could have been out in field circus but was not. This includes every call he ever blew by saying the wrong word. This includes every boasting session he ever slept through part of. This includes every time he ever made driving mistakes (like doing 56 on a 55, a California stop, or running a red light that he didn't see). This includes every time he said a word that, according to the washtowel doctrine, was "bad". This includes every time a Christmas song ever got in his head, even for 1/10,000 of a second. This includes all the "That's my house when they die at Armageddon" thoughts.
I refuse to confess anything to the hounders. They are going to have to waste the maximum amount of time to dig it up--what I want is for them to have to render an account to Jehovah, and die, because they didn't find every little Christmas light I have, every strand of loose tinsel, every cross ornament, and every one of my apostate posts online. They are also not getting confession about the Ouija board I bought (at that, on the REJECT Jesus Party day of 2006), or all the rap music I have in my collection. At least on this board I am not going to be censored and banned for doing those things, and I am not going to have my life ruined by the mods just for having sun-worship decorations up.