"Give Praise to the Gee Bee" (Sung to the tune "Give Praise to Jehovah" or "Sing Praise to Jehovah" or whatever-in-the-hell it was called!)
Note: if you don't know that song the cadence won't look right in these lovely spiritual lyrics to follow.
"Give praise to the Gee Bee,
Give praise to them all."
"Give praise to the Gee Bee,
at your Kingdom Hall."
"Bow down to the Gee Bee,
"'Cause they say they're GREAT!"
"Bow down to the Gee Bee,
"Or you they will hate."
"They print their books for you,
Books you need to sell"
"Sell books for the Gee Bee,
"or go straight to hell."
"Yes, Worship your Gee Bee,
"They're all tried and true."
"Just worship your Gee Bee,
Or they'll come after you."
Farkel