OK, so I put the condom on my mouse. Now what?
JWs having Facebook Sex - Strongly warned to get off FB at CA yesterday
by shopaholic 138 Replies latest jw friends
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ziddina
"I've been online since being online was possible for a member of the general public and I still haven't figured out how it's possible to "have sex" online.
Seriously. How is it even possible? I mean, you could type about it, maybe post a vid clip or a pic but how is that "having sex" on Facebook?
Answer: it isn't...."
Aaaarrrgh. I gotta 'splain this??? See, you sit down at the computer.... In private.... Log on with someone of like sexual orientation... Unless they've got hooves or paws; then typing out their particular mooooves is going to be a bit difficult... Zid
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ziddina
"I've been online since being online was possible for a member of the general public and I still haven't figured out how it's possible to "have sex" online.... Seriously. How is it even possible? I mean, you could type about it, maybe post a vid clip or a pic but how is that "having sex" on Facebook? Answer: it isn't...."
Forgot to add - you can have group sex with more than 30 partners without having the breath knocked out of you or getting that claustrophobic feeling...
Oh, and you get to keep ALL the covers... Zid
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ziddina
And no need for condoms.... or birth-control pills... or to lose those extra pounds... or to get "back in shape"...
[this is WAAAAAY too much fun!!!] Zid
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MissingLink
FB Sex?! I think I've been using FB the wrong way....
FB will be a safer place without the "faithful" dubs looking for dirt on people they want to taddle on.
It's great that they say these things at assemblies, then if a dub gives you a hard time on FB, you can remind them that they are breaking the rules of their leaders by even having an account.
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Chalam
jdhf:if I was still following the society I probably have grudgingly deleted mine too, albeit for good reasons and trusting their 'divine' guidance. If Jesus were alive today on earth I wonder what he would think of it.
Well of course, Jesus would have an account! He would be associating with all and sundry, thieves, druggies, sexaholics, the lot.
He would not condone what they are doing, or condemn them either but just show them grace, compassion and pure love.
This fits the WT profile to the letter.
Titus 1:15-16 (New International Version)
15 To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted. 16 They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good.
The WT are corrupt, do not believe and to them nothing is pure. Blessings, Stephen -
fokyc
Ziddina said, "Seriously. How is it even possible?"
The local elders AND the Circuit O'seer have been nagging on about 'pop-ups' for the last 4 years,
I never get any of these 'pop-ups';
now I know I'm supposed to sit on the B****Y computer to get them
I'm joining FB today and praying for? - What am I praying for I forgot, - Oh Yes, SEX
This gets more hilarious every day, Simon can we have a new section on this forum for this sort of thing?
fokyc
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Chalam
ATJ:Yup. This is something that just occurred to me, and I will be paying attention to this. We all know that the internet is absolutely pummeling the GB, yet, with every new generation comes new technology with easier access to the internet.
According to CNET, 10% of all cell phones were smart phones in 2007 (phones with internet access) Today, it is close to 30%, and by 2013, estimates are anywhere from 60-80%.
Try regulating that. Now you can google Jehovah's Witnessees on your Android or iPhone. Visit sites like this. Visit porn sites if you wanted, and not have anyone be able to check out your phone.
I expect the WT will step up the fear and the legalism and "works". The WT are stretched already, so this is their first tactic. Secondly, if FB continues to be popular they will probably have an "authorised" WT page on their own. That said, buy the time that happens the whole of the virtual world would have largely move onto something else.
I agree, the technology is against them, and they will be late in the game and weakened.
That said, even if the WT crumbles, other will rise up with "new light" mutating the old darkness and old lies.
The WT has their heritage in heretical groups that have been around almost as long as the gospel itself and beyond.
Jesus warned us about them and Paul spent plenty of time warring against them.
Blessings,
Stephen
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Chalam
Melody Blankenship Check out the Watchtower Uncensored page on Facebook. I wonder if this could have had something to do with it!
Here's a link
Blessings,
Stephen
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Hapgood
I've always thought, even when I was an active JW, that The GB treats the JW's like little children. I have a FB account as well as my JW hubby. I'm really enjoying all the latest crackdowns and changes. I've given up showing my hubby the truth about the truth. So now I just sit back with my bag of popcorn and enjoy the show LOL!!! Can't wait for him to find out the latest on FB!
BTW....I helped a Catholic Priest fertilze his crops, could I be DF for that? LMBO