Did Jesus have a haidresser ?

by edmond dantes 55 Replies latest jw friends

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  edmond dantes

  Cameo-d,

  Jesus started wearing a sweat band when out on the door to door work.Jesus was always one to lead by example . He explained to me that one day while watching the brothers and sisters moving from house to house that he became very miffed because they were moving so slowly. He started to tell them a political electioneering parable.He went on to tell them , notice the Conservative prospective candidates when TV crews were in the street a month before the election,notice they actually jog from door to door pushing leaflets through letter boxes. How much more important is it that they do the same with their message because ,as he went on to explain, this generation shall by no means pass away.

  Jesus was soon copied and the demand for sweat bands went through the roof. In fact, one time ,Jesus stopped for breath by the shores of Gallilee when he spotted the fishermen James and John and said " follow me I will make you fishers of men." There were reports of people being amazed at the sight of Jesus gathering up his raiments and running with his followers in hot pursuit. Many with their garments tucked inside their under garments to stop themselves from stumbling.

  Barber Abbas.
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  moshe

  I wonder, if Jesus ever had hair lice problems? The only way for the ancients to cure that was to shave your head.
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  edmond dantes

  Moshe.

  Jesus did have a lice attack once or twice, he told me that he handled it very carefully because to use his own words "on his own head be it." He sent them to another pig pen of Gaderene Swine , same thing straight over the cliff edge. This is not widely known about because it was hushed up at the time .The local pig breeders around Galilee started to ask too many questions and were asking for serious amounts of compensation claiming one attack may seem like an accident but several seems like a vendetta.They even hired a lawer and everything.

  Nothing came of it however because the prosecution lawyers told to many porkies. Plus the fact that their wasn't much of a market for bacon in that area.

  Barber Abbas.
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  moshe

  Edmond, it's amazing what can be found on some obscure fragments of scrolls found in a ancient cave. Makes sense to me-
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  edmond dantes

  Barber Abbas Diary.

  Jan 7th AD 30.

  A red head called in today, a man called Judas ,no hair just a red head. He claimed that I had put too much peroxide in the shampoo that I had sold him last week. Like I said he was supposed to rub it into his hair not drink it. I asked him to sit down, relax, have a drink of herbal tea.

  Antonio the Roman Centurian came in later , he likes me to powder him up now and again. He says its not easy having a hundred men under him. He told me he had had a bit of a rough day on account of Ben Hur and his mates tearing up and down the newly made road, doing hand brake turns , playing havoc with the cobbles. He reckons Ben has been given an ASBO (anti social behaviour order ) more than once, and he's been ordered to join the , "pay back to the community team ", helping to mend the grass verge. Nothing seems to work .I reckon he should get five years on the galleys that should cool him down a bit.

  Anyway, after Antonio had a drink of tea and had calmed down a bit. he said to me " do you like my underpants ?" as he took them out of his Wallmarticus carrier bag. Impressed I said , where did you get them from? He went on to tell me that his mother had made them for him for his forth coming tour to the furthest reaches of the Roman Empire .He was on his way to design a wall for Hadrian his boss. Apparently he was going to sort out the Scotia and the Pictii in Brittanicus. One under garment was made of sheeps wool and the other goat hair but he wasn't too keen on the goat undies because when he was on his last tour of duty in Brittanicus it got a bit rough around the Trossachs.
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  donny

  If you are perfect, do you emit body odor or do you smell good naturally?

  Donny
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  donny

  I think this is where he got his hair done.
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  edmond dantes

  Donny.

  That is one of Barber Abbas's franchises I recognised it at once. His wife ran one or two outlets, she was known generally as Barbara Barber Abbas.

  There is a well known branch in the coastal resort of Scarborough ,Yorkshire UK. Known as Barber Barbara in Scarborough harbour.
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  cameo-d

  Is it true that Jesus started the corn row fad?

  Did Barber Abbaras do his hair that day?

  
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  Gregor

  Who did his nails?