What's your biggest secret

by John Doe 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Not that it matters. I know all of your secrets anyway.

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    I will NEVER tell you!

  • RR
    RR

    If I tell you, I'd have to find and kill you!

    RR

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    aso---thanks. I really mean that.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Ok, let's modify a bit. Tell us a "secret" that you would not have revealed in a former time, but you are no longer secretive about.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    My second biggest secret is that I have hidden over one million dollars in gold bullion.

    can you guess my biggest secret (bs, for short)?

    PS. True secret, until now. Two nights ago I dreamt I was naked in a JC Penny store and was frantically trying to find my size in the jockey shorts display. Woke up in a sweat.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Where you hid the gold?

    Or that you're fos. (I'll let the reader decipher that one ;-)

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    I don't think it's a secret that I am fos. But I can still kick your ass on my worst day!

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    :that you'd never reveal in a public place?

    This is a public place, so any secrets people reveal in here with that condition would be a lie.

    Farkel

  • Mythbuster
    Mythbuster

    My mother smells of elderberries.

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