Writing Department, I SALUTE YOU!
The writing department obviously has help from the legal department
LD
Today's text: Armageddon's Gonna Kill You, (In One Sentence)
by Open mind 21 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Open mind
The True One:
You should have told your wife that she better quickly get out of that commercialized false religion
that she's in !
For the record, my wife joined me in the Conscious Class of still-attending JWs a few months ago.
HappyGuy:
Why did you call your wife Jezebel?
Not because of makeup, but rather due to her Jezebel-like (tm) attitude. She brazenly usurped my penis-based headship by daring to read the day's text in my presence without a proper head covering. If she comes to her senses and submits to Theocratic Authority before Jehovah wipes out people of her ilk at the imminent Big A, she just might squeak through.
We actually read the text together now more than we ever have. We like to start our Saturday & Sunday mornings with a hearty laugh followed by a good vomit.
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