by leec 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
The olympics is nothing more than a satanic contest between one wild beast and another. The failure of the forth arm of the olympic torch is a twofold prophesy, to wit:
1) the beast cannot stand on its own, it will ultimately fail due to man's folly!
2) the trinity is a false prophesy which will prop-up the beast initially, until finally the Tribulation wipes away our devilish iniquities!
I love the olympics. It's better than living your life like a fatass piece of shit bitching and moaning your life away, eating pork rinds, complaining.
It brings people together from all over the world, lets people know that despite political problems every human's blood is red and we are all just people; none better, none worse than the next.
Sorry to disagree with you, leechienut.
Looks like someone's meds are late...
Scully,
So hurtful! You need to love... don't hate the sinner, hate the sin.
Coddle people with mental problems. It helps them get better.
Wow , what kind of drugs are you on ?
But doesn't it mean that the trinity is supported since only 3 of the 4 arms rose.
You've got it all wrong.
No no - the three arms were a sign that the end is near... the false prophecy of the trinity, therefore jehobah is going to kill us soon.
It was satan - the ruler behind the owympics.
Shamus - exactly right.
So its Satan thats the president of the IOC, this clears things up for me ......thanks
I know a dog that has only 3 legs does that also mean he's possed by Satan too ?
Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux
> said "Boudreaux , you see
> dat ole barn out dere? Well man, its completely infestered wit rats. I
> tried
> everything I know an can't
> get rid of dem."
>
> Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats. You
> gotta get you one of dem
> bull constriptors." Thibodeaux say, Whats a bull constriptor?". Boudreaux
> explains, "man. dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats
> and
> swallers dem whole, all at once".
>
> Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts reptile farm and bought
> him da biggest bull
> constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose
> right in da middle and
> just sat dere and watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time,
> I
> mean long, an dere
> wasn't nuttin ' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself in da
> middle of dat barn and
> slept all day. He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.
>
> So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da phone,
> "Boudreaux, man
> dats some bad advice bout dat snake.Dem rats is still runnin' al around
> and
> dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long." Boudreaux says, "Man,
> Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat snake
> some Viagra." Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"
> Boudreaux say,"I was
> just listening to da radio and de man say dat Viagra is da best ting to
> use
> for a reptile dysfunction."
