What do you call a Jehovah's Witness that sells vaccum cleaners?

Witness 007

A JEHOOVER WITNESS! he he he .....God that joke sucks, I can't come up with anything better though.
fahrvegnugen

lol--corny, yet strangely hilarious!
OnTheWayOut

The Jehovah's Witnesses gave up trying to convert former mafia and gang members. They just kept saying, "Witness? I didn't see nothing."
nelly136

smart if theyre doing a bogoff, buy a hoover get literature free....people need hoovers.
glenster

The middleman and woman who passes the leaders' suck on to you.
JRK

JeHoover Witnesses suck!
JK
thetrueone

Righteously sucked in !
GLTirebiter

Dirt Devil?
hecouldbewrong

A fucking nuisance
hamsterbait

"Let me share something with you this morning to SUCK Satan from your home."
HB