The Joy of the coming "Thousand Years"

by Doug Mason 12 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Doug Mason
    Doug Mason

    I understand that only the twenty million JWs will survive this imminent Armageddon. Since the world’s population is about seven billion, this means that each JW man, woman and youth will be left to locate and bury 350 corpses killed at Armageddon.

    These survivors will spend the rest of the following one thousand years teaching the WTS’s Kingdom to resurrected people who previously never had the opportunity. The WTS teachings reach few of the world’s seven thousand million people, and there are those who lived before anyone had the opportunity to know about Jehovah’s Witnesses. So I assume that seven thousand million people will be given this opportunity during the remainder of that thousand year period.

    These survivors of Armageddon will look forward to their visitation program and book studies with every newly resurrected person.

    Let us assume that God resurrects one million people every single day. One million on the first day, followed by another million the next, relentlessly on and on, on and on, all over the world, people of all ages and throughout history.

    Little wonder JWs look forward to this “new heavens and new earth”. Imagine the surprise and delight on the faces of these newly resurrected as they are visited again and again over several weeks learning this good news! And all the time, every day God is graciously resurrecting an extra million people for the JWs to visit.

    At this rate of resurrections of one million a day – taking place in China, India, the Andes, Siberia, remote islands, Sahara, and the like, it will take only 20 years to get the people resurrected.

    What joy and pleasure for the disciples of the Watchtower Society as they visit these extra million each day and arrange their new weekly Book Studies as well as continue with their existing studies.

    Then they will have the joy of knowing they have judged rightly which people, young and old, who will be killed off again. Auschwitz never knew anything like it.

    How many trees will they needed for all the books? How many electricity plants just to power the printing presses!

    And think of the great technological skills these JWs will bring to this new earth as they operate the infrastructure systems needed for these billions of people, and also for killing them. No wonder everyone is happy and smiling.

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Putting numbers on it destroys the entire concept.

    Something the average rank and file JW puts on the "don't ask, don't tell" shelf in their mind is this: The 1,000 years are NOT the promised paradise. The paradise doesn't come until after the final test when somehow, (don't ask this, either), Satan has managed to influence billions (they are described as like the sands of the seashore surrounding God's people) AGAIN into persecuting the good guys during a final period of testing. THEN, he and the baddies will be destroyed for good and the uber-Dubs will be able to live in paradise.

    The 1,000 year conversion work is going to occur and yet result in a world full of opposers. The preching work is destined to fail then just like it fails now. It's in the Revelation book. It's published doctrine. But you couldn't find one JW in 500 who would tell you this when describing the 1,000 year reign of Christ because it looks suspiciously like two Armageddons, which is not a part (officially) of the WT doctrine.

    Long story short, the WT doctrine on the Millennium and Armageddon and all that crap is a convoluted mess that even the most devout JW doesn't understand.

  • jehovahsheep
    jehovahsheep

    the fact of the matter is the jws will find out that their religion was wrong.them and the russel bible students will be shown mercy along with the muslims in the 1000 year trial and judgement period.the wts will be no more.of course this is my opionon.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    LOL.

    Paradise is such a pipe dream. Everyone will live by waterfalls; the country shall be innundated by them! Fruit everywhere to eat... life shall be good.

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    I guess my point is that the 1,000 years are going to suck royally ACCORDING TO THEIR OWN DOCTRINE but most don't even realize it. The 'fact' is placed on the shelf with the rest of the cognitive dissonance.

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    thinking about the billions executed at armageddon than the number who will be resurrected and probably the same percentage of them executed as well. then thinking how many witnesses aren't doing enough to make it . how many will be left standing at the very end. if 99.9% of a class fails who's fault is it? It's hard to believe that this quantity of executions is a success story.

  • shopaholic
    shopaholic

    MadSweeny

  • aSphereisnotaCircle
    aSphereisnotaCircle

    if 99.9% of a class fails who's fault is it? It's hard to believe that this quantity of executions is a success story.

    brilliant!

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Yes. Joy. I bet. Bring your own towels.

    JW Joy

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Won't it be wonderful to find out that all your bible studies are slowly being killed off by the loving god jehober?

    "Oh, I don't have to go study with Donovan today, he got killed last night by Jehovah. We have to go bury him though, but oh well. There's another one gone. "

    Doesn't it just sound like a little bit of horseshit? It stuns me that people can believe this tripe their whole lives and still go along with it.

    I would rather be dead than live in paradise on erf with those assclowns.

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