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A little jab to those who have not mastered English
by donny 16 Replies latest watchtower bible
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keyser soze
A little jab to those who have not mastered English
Hasn't there been enough Bush-bashing on this forum?
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bluesapphire
My 5 siblings and I regularly make fun of our mom and dad and their accents and funny little ways they say things. We think it's cute too. Endearing.
Like my dad's famous line: "WHO TRU TOSE TREE TINGS TERE?"
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tjlibre
How about this, some Latin men call their wives or their mothers “boss”. In Spanish, female boss is JEFA…so imagine this situation…here is Martin and Julio, both Latinos born in the USA and John a blue blooded white American…
Martin : So Julio, are you coming to see the ball game this Saturday?
Julio : I’m not sure bro; I have tons of things to do this weekend.
John : C’com Julio all the guys are going to be there.
Martin : and after the game we are going for some frias bestida de novia (cold beer).
Julio : Coño Martin, is that my wife keeps nagging me about fixing that leak in the kitchen…y tu sabes (you know) I want no problems with la JEFA.
John …Julio that’s not nice, you shouldn’t refer to your wife in such terms.
Julio: What do you mean John?
John : you just called your wife a fat ugly cow.
Julio: I don’t understand John…what do you mean…when? how?
John: You just called her a Heffa….
Martin: Oh…no John…you got it wrong my friend…Julio said JEFA, JEFA in Spanish means female boss.
John: My bad Julio.
Julio: No problemo gringo.
John: Akudamata’ta Julio.
Julio and Martin : what that heck did he said?
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Finally-Free
I work in a political environment and we were beginning the campaign in 2003. While in an elevator, an Asian woman asked me, "Are you excited about the erection?" I managed to hold my laughter and respond, "Yes, those always excite me."
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Tanjuberimud!