If they could guarantee me that, in Paradise, I could be permanently 25 y.o. and date the entire cadre of women's halfpipe contenders from tonight ... I am SO THERE.
The hell with the lions and lambs
by leec 16 Replies latest jw friends
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shamus100
sorry - this is what you can expect. (gawd I love that picture!)
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leec
"sorry - this is what you can expect."
Well, that one girl there is kinda cute. If only that flock of mooses would clear out.
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shamus100
You're not going to have a penis - you're going to be asexual anyways so you'll be more attracted to the moose than the girl.
The funny thing is some lurkers are questioning, reading my post going "what's he talking about"? Yep. You won't have a penis that works, so get used to getting off cleaning up poop and picking fruit.
Isn't the dubbies version of paradise wonderful?
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leec
Then what's all this I've heard about women having babies in Paradise?
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TD
That picture is almost worthy of a "Science Quote"
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nelly136
i think whoever did the art work on that pic was a boob man. no wonder the horse is listing.
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shamus100
If you are resurrected you can't have kids. It's one of those obscure weird things that they believe.
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flipper
Shamus- Good point. Also if your wife dies - you can't be married to her in the paradise cause there is no marriage to resurrected ones. So what's a poor guy to do ? Whack off in a corner with the lions and lambs ? Peace out, Mr. Flipper
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leec
ahhaa, so that explains all the people wanting to live through the tribulation
