Jesus Was A Gay Man! (page 2)

undercover

Maybe he's right.

I mean...if you've got the perfect body, the perfect unit, the perfect drive and...you hang out with 12 guys all the time? That is gay...

minimus

But JC had no "drive" that I know of, UC.

cofty

Difficult to argue with Elton's finely tuned gaydar

"Gerry Springer The Musical" got some christians in the UK very cross a couple of years ago for suggesting this idea

undercover

But JC had no "drive" that I know of

He had to have the perfect wood....he was a carpenter after all

superpunk

I believe many people think Jesus was gay especially because of always being around men.

First Jesus, then our professional athletes! My world is crumbling!

minimus

No one would ever confuse Tiger & Jesus.

AGuest

Okay, now that I've stopped laughing and caught my breath (may you all have peace!)...

I mean...if you've got the perfect body, the perfect unit, the perfect drive and...you hang out with 12 guys all the time? That is gay...

Or baseball, dear Undercover (peace to you!). Or football. Or basketball. Or hockey. Or golf. Or race car driving. Or fishing. Or a geisha house. Or... or... or...

For my Lord to have been gay would mean that he was in accord with the flesh! But he said that the flesh is "of no use AT ALL." John 6:63

The truth is that he was asexual, as are all spirit beings... unless and until they put on flesh. In his case, he "conquered" his flesh, so he didn't do as the spirits during Noah's day. Neither his mind nor his heart were in accord with the flesh. He came to SAVE earthling man... not to ACT like him.

Of course, everyone wants to assume they are "like God" (and so, by default, like Christ)... or that he is/was like them. He wasn't... and isn't... like ANY of earthling man. Rather, it is WE... who are SUPPOSED to be trying to be... like HIM: a being that transcends the flesh... and attains to the spirit... which is done by means of God's holy spirit.

(And I mean NO offense to anyone! I did not laugh at the erroneous thought of my Lord be gay; I laughed at the erroneous thought of him being physically sexual in at ALL... in ANY manner... straight OR gay! The very thought means that ones don't have a CLUE as to who and WHAT he was... and is.)

Again, I bid you all peace!

A slave of Christ,

SA

villabolo

Undercover:

"I mean...if you've got the perfect body, the perfect unit, the perfect drive and...you hang out with 12 guys all the time? That is gay..."

Are we forgetting Mary Magdelene with the seven demons?

villabolo

ninja

what a lot of pish elton....show me one scripture where he counsels some householder on their choice of curtains and I'll believe you

and i want to watch from a distance as elton asks jesus for a blow job on judgement day....he he

Jesus Was A Gay Man!

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