"Armageddon will come before I return to school this fall."
Billy the Ex-Bethelite -- June 10, 1982
Give me a caption for this
by OnTheWayOut 65 Replies latest social humour
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
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JRK
"I wish I'd have worn dark pants like the other boys, as I just pissed myself."
JK
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purplesofa
We've come to take you to our planet.
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RebeccaChi
Ok. I'm not gonna lie. Billy The Ex-Bethelite's comment almost made me pee on myself!
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GLTirebiter
@sacoulton: Nice job, it looks just like the real thing!
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glenster
This time of day, everybody's waiting at that bus stop across the street.
After Armageddon, when there's Paradise on Earth, I bet they let kids cross the
street by themselves, but then everyone will be Jehovah's Witnesses, and there
won't be anybody you need to cross the street and give the tracts to. I bet I
know why they don't come over here, too. Christians have that Christmas food,
Jews have that pickle, atheists have spaghetti monster dinners--everybody
else's group is nummier. No wonder after 100 years there's only enough
Jehovah's Witnesses to fill Boise Idaho. Crap. I wish my parents were Amish.
They teach you how to make ice cream and pies. -
betterdaze
Your Youth: Making the Worst of It
Young People Ask: Am I in a Cult?
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Mythbuster
They're coming to get you, Barbara!
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Mythbuster
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
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Heaven
"The 3 Children of the Apocalypse"