Argumentum Stupiditum (page 2)

FreudianSlip

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My mother tries to use that one on me, too. I just bring up how Scientology is newer and growing faster.

AllTimeJeff

I just bring up how Scientology is newer and growing faster.

And they have better entertainers. We had Prince and Michael Jackson. They have Tom Cruise and John Travolta. It is clear that Jehovah loves us more...

FreudianSlip

TheBestJeff-

I'll be sure to bring that up next time .

Farkel

ATJeff,

:And they have better entertainers. We had Prince and Michael Jackson. They have Tom Cruise and John Travolta. It is clear that Jehovah loves us more.

We had Fred Franz.

Buzz off!

Farkel

AllTimeJeff

We had Fred Franz.

I didn't know there was an improv category.

Farkel

Jeff,

:I didn't know there was an improv category.

But he did it so well, even though he didn't understand a thing he said and neither did we! We loved it, though. It was all so "spiritually deep!"

Gibberish is like that.

Farkel

AllTimeJeff

Speaking of improv logic, here is a Fred Franz (butt) nugget

Lawrence Bowen, who was once a protégé of Franz, told our class at Gilead that according to Franz (yes, he quoted the quack) it was clear that if Jehovah didn't confuse the languages at Babel, mankind would likely have come up with the technology we have today, including electricity and nuclear technology.

Obviously, mankind, having conquered the barriers to now construct 10 story buildings, were on the doorstep of splitting the atom, and thus, Jehovah stepped in to create other languages besides Hebrew. Being the tricky god he was, he even created languages with *gasp*, vowels.

Farkel

Jeff,

: told our class at Gilead that according to Franz (yes, he quoted the quack) it was clear that if Jehovah didn't confuse the languages at Babel, mankind would likely have come up with the technology we have today, including electricity and nuclear technology.

And all this time I thought Jehovah just hated high-rise office buildings.

I'm curious how the connection between a stone or bronze age people speaking the same language and therefore developing nuclear technology in their own time can be surmised because they tried to build a tall building.

It's all so "spiritually deep." (This is what we say when it's all bullshit.)

Farkel, Spiritually Shallow CLASS

AllTimeJeff

I bring this up half because I couldn't think of a joke to attach it to, but I swear, Franz had a man crush on Knorr. Everything he wrote with his idiot antitypos were all to show how Knorr was chosen by YHWH to lead gods people.... And that it was "prophesied" in the bible.... (gag)

Still boggles the mind that millions of people have been directly affected by the meandering idiotic thoughts of this mad man, the WTBTS chief scholar, Fred Franz. That is scary.

Farkel

Jeff,

:I bring this up half because I couldn't think of a joke to attach it to, but I swear, Franz had a man crush on Knorr.

Of course you know Franz was a "Company Man(tm)" through and through. Just look at the death warrants he signed for Olin Moyle, Haydn Covington and others when he was asked to do so. He was the one who made it possible to exile Da Judge to San Diego, but he did it with "prophecy." How convenient.

:Everything he wrote with his idiot antitypos were all to show how Knorr was chosen by YHWH to lead gods people.... And that it was "prophesied" in the bible.... (gag)

Again, Freddie was a Company Man and that is why Knorr kept him close. Knorr was the business guy. Freddie kept the masses whipped up and eager. It was the perfect match and Freddie knew how to play the game. Knorr was pissed off at him for 1975, but Freddie quickly got back in Knorr's graces. Why? Knorr needed him, that's why.

:Still boggles the mind that millions of people have been directly affected by the meandering idiotic thoughts of this mad man, the WTBTS chief scholar, Fred Franz. That is scary.

Ask any dub to name ANY book by ANY former WT leader that was accepted as gospel truth when written and distributed and said to be directly from the mouth of Jehovah God himself and absolutely necessary for one's salvation, that is NOW in print.

I'll name them:

ANY book that was written by:

Charles Taze Russell

Joseph Franklin Rutherford

Frederick William Franz

(I'm not even bothering to mention the trash written by Clayton Woodworth, Harry Peloyan, Karl Kelin and other WT idiots)

Farkel, If it is Out of Print it is Bullshit, If it is In Print, it will Soon be Bullshit CLASS

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