OMG!!! Last night I discovered I have a SUPER POWER!!! O_O

by Elsewhere 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Last night I was at a bar where they were hosting an art show.

    While there I discovered that I have the AMAZING ability to turn TOTALLY invisible to bar tenders!

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    If you tip better, you amazingly reappear.

  • Heartbreaker
    Heartbreaker

    Next time take off yer shirt.

  • nugget
    nugget

    Any woman over 40 develops this super power without trying.

    Also anyone not attending meetings regularly has an invisible hand at meetings. It is granted by the apostafairy lucky me I feel so naughty.

  • FreudianSlip
    FreudianSlip

    Push your boobs out. Works for me!!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    > If you tip better, you amazingly reappear.

    I can't tip if they won't give me a drink.... or even my bill.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    True that elsewhere.... Some bartenders are idiots.

    Funny thing, when I push my boobs out, I get thrown out of the bar. Wonder why.....

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Yeah... I've also found that bartenders are not impressed by hairy man-boobs.

  • FreudianSlip
    FreudianSlip

    I love hairy man boobs..

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    I love hairy man boobs..

    I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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