Work Lingo

by snowbird 17 Replies latest social entertainment

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  Think About It

  "dumbcluck"

  Interesting word. I already use a word very similiar sounding to that.

  Think About It
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  Married to the Mob

  9 out of 10

  The scary thing was that I didn't even need to think to answer them! The only one I got wrong was the low hanging fruit which i have heard used as simple tasks.

  A friends sent me this for meeting so I could stop getting bored in meetings!

  Synergy	Strategic Fit	Gap Analysis	Best Practice	Bottom Line
  Revisit	Bandwidth	Hardball	Out of the Loop	Benchmark
  Value-Added	Proactive	Win-Win	Think Outside the Box	Fast Track
  Result-Driven	Empower [or] Empowerment	Knowledge Base	Total Quality [or] Quality Driven	Touch Base
  Mindset	Client Focus[ed]	Ball Park	Game Plan	Leverage

  All you have to do is five in a row!
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  GLTirebiter

  9/10 (Ka-CHOO!)
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  GLTirebiter

  MTTM:

  Update the list with "Lean", the Best-In-Class, Value-Added, Client Focused game Plan that lets you Proactively Leverage your Core Competencies for a World Class Value Stream.

  (I think I'll go puke now...)

  GLT
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  sooner7nc

  8/10 I think I'll use some at this Fridays Directors/Managers retreat. No not really.
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  leec

  I am so digusted with that language. At least there's "The Office" to turn to for relief.
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  John Doe

  9/10
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  JeffT

  8/10 and I would have argued about one of the answers.

  If there is anything worse than the sort of buzz words it is working for some one the uses all of the words on Married's list - and doesn't actually DO any of them.