Tell me

by John Doe 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    You are wondering why it hurts when you pee.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bcBkwulvXs

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Keyser:

    Ways to potentially enlarge your penis.

    You obviously missed JD's thread about that:

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/members/adult/173621/1/Has-anyone

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Well, let's see... It's John Doe, he's been a posting member for around 4 years, he's approx. 32 years old, his most recent threads have included "If you could choose the way you would die..." and "Crazy for Sale...!"

    hmmm. You could be thinking of ending it all.... Not too typical of EX - Jehovah's Witnesses... You could be thinking of leaving the board - but you've been on here for 4 years, so I see no reason for you to leave now...

    I dunno... But I'd hazard a guess that it falls into one of three categories - deprogramming a friend/relative out of the cult; staging some melodramatic gesture against the current government; or maybe going back into the WTBTS to get more info for a "tell-all" book or better yet, to work your way up through the ranks to get to that secret "pedophile" file so you can publish it in all the major newspapers...

    Or better still, working your way into an elevated position in the WTBTS' Finances department and embezzling a TON of moneeeeey!!!

    I like that last fantasy the best... Zid

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc

    You're wondering if Sasquatches could be love bombed into joining the Dubs.

    Yay! I win.

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