by Elsewhere 21 Replies latest jw friends
I think porn has its good points and bad.
It can wreak havoc on relationships, especially if the guy is sexually lazy or is a social reject who would rather wax his dolphin to a fantasy instead of getting to know and please a real woman. Oh, and lets not forget what excessive masturbation does to penile sensitivity. Other than that, porn is wonderful.
Robdar, please elaborate!
Robdar, please elaborate!
Gladly. Come over and let me whisper in your ear.
Remember, Robdar, "bad associations spoil useful habits!"
The internet is for porn
Oh, yeah? Spoil me, please spoil me.
lol Robdar, be careful there, I'm a single man these days . . .
lol Robdar, be careful there, I'm a single man these days . . .
And you are a fine looking man, I might add.
Alas, I am no longer single but I smile when I think of all the lust you have aroused in me throughout the years.
~heavy sigh~
Hey, are we highjacking?
Thank you so much for the compliments, Robdar, and yes, we are hijacking! Off to private message land!
Hey, you porno fans. Idea. Get permission from your partner to bring in a third party to video your "inwardly, downwardly", thrusting and slurping routine. For accuracy sake, be sure it is complete with hairy close ups, shots of your spotty bums and of the most holy of holies. Finish up with the male casting his seed everywhere and anywhere except where it is supposed to go. Don't forget to grunt and groan like a pig. Pretty darned romantic, huh?
