As I walked along the road last night something seemed unusual. I can not put my finger on it, but I felt the spirit in my heart. I was overjoyed. A few steps later I felt it! A noodly appendage touched me. It was not my imagination. It was the Spirit of Spaghetti itself. I was given a vision in which I was 'caught away' to a large bowl filled with red-sauce and bits of the finest beef! The Flying Spaghetti Monster began to slurp softly into my ear. I did not dream this! He told me of a fine future in which all my problems will be resolved when I land in the great Pastafarian Sauce-land!
Then he began to reveal to me the Great Pasta Scroll! I am so blessed! My Monster loves me enough to use me to write the first portions of His Great Pasta Roll! I cannot reveal it here - but trust me it is ABSOLUTE PROOF to scoffers of His Greatness! I am saved!
I am too excited to reveal all at this moment. But Pastafarians worldwide know from where I speak! 'O Joy In Pasta Heaven!
More later.
Jeff
bring on the spaghetti,,,, 