by gubberningbody 23 Replies latest jw friends
Everyone knows that the JW's expect to spend eternity kicking beach balls against elephants and petting lions and snakes, oh... and gathering berries and fruit from trees with people of all ethnicities.
People would be doing these things instead of having sex, because sex would be for procreation and Earth would be full.
Without challenging themselves, Man would never venture out into other worlds nor would he bother to play Scrabble.
If there's no sex, I am so not there.
How would we ever pass the time? Tiddlywinks?
Sex? Insert protuberance A into slot B, wash, rinse, repeat adnauseum. Only a small brained, short lived human could find that fascinating past the first 100 years.
I think I'd be like Richard on LOST. Without any purpose, knowing that I'd done everything ever imagined, and realizing that there really was "nothing new under the sun", I'd be looking for ways to blow myself to smithereens.
