TOP TEN: THINGS OVERHEARD DURING THE POPE'S PHYSICAL - During a recent
physical, Vatican doctors have suggested Pope Francis cut back on the
spaghetti after he gained weight during his two years as head of the
Catholic Church.
THINGS OVERHEARD DURING THE POPE'S PHYSICAL
10. "Speaking of mass, looks like you've added some."
9. "No, sorry Father, you don't need medical marijuana."
8. "Say aaaaah-men."
7. "I don't care what Jenny McCarthy says, you need to be vaccinated."
6. "No need to bless the urine sample."
5. "Cut back on the incense."
4. "Have you tried Pontius Pilates?"
3. "You can't bring the scepter inside the MRI machine."
2. "Turn your hat and cough."
1. "I know you don't use it, but I still have to take a look at it."