What Are Some Of The Dumbest Beliefs JW's Have? (page 6)

OnTheWayOut

Adding to tenyearsafter, they said one time that they are not a false prophet because they didn't predict "in God's name."

I mean- it is like we are playing SIMON SAYS.

alamb

Judicial committes make their decisions based on what the holy spirit directs them to do.

But you can appeal it. ?!?! How powerful does that make me???

minimus

The "FDS" has it both ways. They can't lose!

peaches

this is for poster called sweet-----please study the comments given....ELDERS ARE NOT APPOINTED BY HOLY SPIRIT.....

boyzone

Jehovah doesn't like beards.

mindmelda

If Jehovah didn't like beards, why didn't he arrange for men to be born with a razor attached to their body somewhere?

It was Nathan Knorr who didn't like beards. He thought it made you a hippie...and that blue jeans made you a homosexual.

I wonder if Levi and Wrangler know that they have gay cooties in their pants?

minimus

That if a woman doesn't scream while sexually assaulted she should be disfellowshipped, as she didn't properly resist. Of course, they've revised this rule.

A.Fenderson

I had forgotten that one, nice: not screaming during rape (despite a possible gun to the head, etc) = consent. Awesome.

nancy drew

The elusive concept of present truth

minimus

That black people could possibly become white through prayer.

What Are Some Of The Dumbest Beliefs JW's Have?

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