Are fractions of fornication OK for christians ... ABSTAIN.... from blood and fornication.
That is a brilliant idea! I will likely put it into the next issue. Maybe along with "The Bible - Is It for Christians?".
THE WITCHTOWER 04/2010: "Is Eating for Christians?", "The Watchtower and April 1st" etc.
by processor 15 Replies latest jw friends
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processor
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wobble
Well done again ! Such a brilliant parody that I can see the WT filing it for future use with only small adjustments, i.e take out anything resembling the truth.
Wonderful top quality work ! keep it up !
Wobble
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Aussie Oz
absolutly the funniest thing i have read for ages!
just goes to show that the bible can be made to say whatever a person wants does it not!?
oz
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Steve_C
Hilarious! The WTS double-speak is spot on!
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processor
just goes to show that the bible can be made to say whatever a person wants
Exactly. You can proof absolutely anything with the Bible.
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Heaven
Exactly. You can proof absolutely anything with the Bible.
This is why I love your work so much Processor! You give us laughs on top of laughs and prove a very valuable point at the same time. Thank you.