LOL...these guys are way to interested in ladies underthings. Makes you wonder what's in THEIR underwear drawer, doesn't it?
Well, actually, they're more interested in controlling every aspect of your life, down to your undies.
But, I'm well acquainted with pervy elders. One or two of them hit on me when I was young and cute, back in the day. One kept asking me where I had my hair done, because he wanted his wife to have her's done like mine.
At the time, I had lt red hair and he wanted his wife to be a redhead. Later on we found out the sister he was having a affair with had red hair. Ew!