Everything bagel and garden vegetable cream cheese spread, large glass of grapefruit juice.
What kind of cereal do you eat in the morning?
by asilentone 35 Replies latest jw friends
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JeffT
I'm eating a bowl of Cheerios as I read this.
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Cinnamon (TOO)
Frosted Shredded Wheat until my filling came out last month.
Kid's cereal until they started giving me the runs. That's when I knew I was officially an adult.
That is all.
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Finally-Free
I used to eat All Bran or Wheatabix high fibre crisp, but found my blood glucose was getting too high. My doctor agreed that I'd be better off with 2 omega 3 eggs, a slice of low fat ham, and 1 slice of whole grain toast every morning. Now that I'm doing this I find I don't get hungry before lunch time anymore.
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out4good3
So busy lately all I have time for in the morning is about 8oz of orange juice with some BP medication.
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A.Fenderson
I've been gaining some debating skills from some of our more colorful forum members, and I'd like a chance to try out some new tactics. And so, with that in mind, I bring you--
Cereal is bad!
1. It's named after the goddess Ceres, and is therefore pagan in origin. Pagan = Satan, and Satan = bad.
2. One of cereal's original great promoters, John Harvey Kellogg, promoted it for its supposed ability to reduce sex drive, which he thought very important--he believed you could literally die of masturbation (anecodal evidence would tend to discredit this supposition). Therefore he was stupid, and all his assertions were stupid. If it's stupid to say that cereal is good, it must be smart to say that cereal is bad.
3. Carbohydrates--the prime nutritional component of cereals--are bad, as proven by examining the anagrams of the word, such as "A Dreary Botch"--that pretty much says it all, no? If not, there are plenty more where that came from.
4. You can't really eat ceral without milk, and the natural state for an adult human is to be lactose-intollerant. You can't argue with nature, and cereal consumption is a perversion of nature!
5. Non-human primates do not eat cereal. There is nothing fundamentally special about humans in comparison to other primates. Therefore, we should not eat cereal.
6. This is the sixth item in a numbered list of reasons why cereal is bad: six is a number associated with the Beast and Satan. As shown above, Satan = bad. Ergo, cereal = bad.
Thank you for your time.
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zoiks
Kashi when I have cereal.
Usually I make a smoothie - 1 banana, some frozen blueberries and strawberries, a little flax oil, a tablespoon of peanut butter (natural kind), and juice.
Mmmmmmmmm!
A.Fenderson - nice!
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Darth plaugeis
I try to keep it healthy, with corn, barley, a little maple flavor, so I start my day with Jack Daniels it's um um goood.
Then I usually throw up.
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zoiks
Then I usually throw up
Good! No need to keep those empty calories around.
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Gregor
Oatmeal with dried cranberries once in a while. Shredded wheat, the little biscuits. Cherrios.
But my fave breakfast is cold leftover pizza.