If there are no demons then what makes me drink and masturbate so often? Huh! See there are demons and they are after all of us!!!!
Demons!
by wildflowermeadow 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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A.Fenderson
I once got high with some xJW friends and someone whipped out a ouija board, I was super excited because it was still soon enough after leaving to feel very taboo. Turned out to be a big waste of time and weed.
After exiting the JW cult, I actually once verbally offered any demons within earshot (how far away can a demon hear?) to possess me, I was totally down for it. I don't think it worked--or if it did, I didn't notice any change, and sure as hell didn't get any super powers. :-)
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Mad Sweeney
So who's the greatest disappointment as far as REAL supernatural activity? God or the demunz? Both are pretty consistent no-shows.
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mindmelda
Demon rum...drink enough of it and you'll see a demon.
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frankiespeakin
Hey that's my avatar! where di you find it?
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Found Sheep
i was a demon freek!!! had some "experiances" not sure what they were now but have not had any sence I left. I no longer fear the demons. If there are such things fear gives them control!!! When I was "in" i was the type to burn things I was convinced were demonized!!!
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Darth plaugeis
I am a demon if you want me to stop bothering you please send me money, Send to Darth Plaugeius, Massachusetts, PO Box 666, 02033 Money orders only. I promise your nightmares and evil experiences will stop. If not your money will not be sent back THANK YOU,
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bonnzo
looks like a Tool cd cover, just chock full of demonz!
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cult classic
MadSweeney says:
So who's the greatest disappointment as far as REAL supernatural activity? God or the demunz? Both are pretty consistent no-shows.
Now that was funny ........rofl
Cult Classic
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EmptyInside
You especially have to watch out for those "sex demons. A circuit overseer gave a talk about them at my old congregation one Thursday night. It makes me wonder what he was smoking.